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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Clermont
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Clermont
By mooustique - 20/12/2014 04:25 - Irlande
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que je n'ai rien contre les polonais, ni contre personnes d'ailleurs ! Le fait qu'il se soit mis torse nu, c'était pour montrer ses différents tatouages qu'il avait sur le torse, le dos et les bras. Il m'a aussi expliqué qu'il se devait de me protéger car selon lui, historiquement, la France est venu en aide à son pays. Et pour l'alcool je n'ai pas d'explications !