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By eowine - 15/05/2012 05:45 - France - Malakoff
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By eowine - 15/05/2012 05:45 - France - Malakoff
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By cocorico60 - 23/06/2012 11:56 - France - Fressancourt
hey tout le monde ! je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je tiens tout d'abord à dire que je suis plutôt agréablement surprise que cette vdm ai plût. Ce n'est pas une vie de merde a proprement parler, c'est juste une petite anecdote marrante, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à me retrouver avec une poule! Mais je m'y suis très vite fais, elle est désormais guérie et heureuse ;)
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By tonton59700 - 18/07/2012 11:53 - Belgique
HAHA ceci est ma VDM. l'histoire c'est que j'avais déjà raté une priorité, c'était à la toute fin lorsque l'examinateur remplit sa petite fiche. Et là il se met à bailler. Et là avec la pression et la déception et le stress et tout ça j'ai avancé ma main pour faire mon habituelle "blague". Pour ceux qui disent que c'est complètement dégueulasse, bon c'est vrai que c'est pas hygiénique, mais je touche jamais l'intérieur de la bouche ou je sais pas quoi je rapproche juste dangereusement mon index haha, comme d'autres l'ont dit... En tout cas il a été méchamment surpris et m'a demandé ce qu'il me prenait, mon moniteur à l'arrière se retenait de rigoler (on s'entend plutot bien) pendant que je me répandais en excuses. J'espère surtout que je ne retomberai pas sur le meme examinateur lors de mon prochain passage !