By Anonyme - 05/08/2013 12:55 - France - Dampmart
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Wow... Ce site a pour slogan, "ma vie, c'est de la merde, et je vous emmerde". C'est à peu près ce que je pense en lisant certains commentaires... Je ne visite ce site que quelques fois par mois voire par an... Donc, je m'excuse si ma VDM ressemble à une déjà publiée, surtout que j'avais fait une recherche par mot-clé avant de soumettre la mienne parce que je savais qu'elle ne serait pas validée s'il existait une VDM similaire... Je pense que certaines personnes prennent les choses trop au sérieux. Pour ma part, je me contente de lire les VDM et de me marrer. Ou pas. De là à donner des leçons de morale... faut pas charrier :P Si j'avais raconté un truc du genre, 'Aujourd'hui, j'approche de mes trente ans et je fais le bilan : abandonnée à la naissance, violée à 13 ans, séquestrée à 18 ans, stérile à 22 ans, veuve à 28 ans. J'hésite encore à me suicider. VDM" Sérieux, ça ferait rire qui ? ;) Détendez-vous les gens, je me suis bidonnée en voyant ma tronche le lendemain matin, et mes amis aussi. C'était l'occasion d'être publiée sur VDM quoi ?! Ça ne fait pas de moi une victime naïve de la société de consommation... Au moins, j'aurais essayé avant de juger :P Allez, bisous :*
By lolap - 08/08/2013 23:37 - France
En fait, en sortant "le coquillage" de l'eau, je m'aperçois qu'il a une forme assez étrange avec des endroits qui se décollent. En l'observant de plus près, je vois 2 trous sur le dessus (les orbites du poissecaille) et c'est là que j'ai compris ce que c'était. Ensuite, je l'ai jeté en l'air, avec un "BWAAAAH" à la manière des lapins crétins. Rires de ma part de mes amis, qui étaient juste à côté.