Cauchemardesque
By Inconnu - 24/11/2008 18:59
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
By Inconnu - 24/11/2008 18:59
By waitandsee - 25/11/2008 16:20
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By Grom - 28/11/2008 14:18
By sby - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By lilisam - 02/12/2008 18:07
Hors de question que je passe le nouvel an avec un des deux. Moi au nouvel an je sors, je bois, je fume, et je perds mes clés de voiture... Pour le 25, malheureusement ça se fait chez ma grand-mère et ça je ne peux pas louper. Mais cette année, c'est vraiment le pire (c'est pour ça que j'ai posté ma première VDM) car l'année passée je l'ai fait chez ma mère, et donc logiquement je devrais le faire chez mon père. Mais ma mère vient de se faire hospitaliser et déménage en France en janvier (je suis belge). Je sais plus quoi faire. XD
By Loulouis - 02/12/2008 20:49
By ananash - 04/12/2008 17:43
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM... Au cas où... je suis belge, donc SNCB :D Mais c'est du pareil au même ! ^^ Et non il n'y a pas plus de places pour les pieds en première classe, c'est juste mieux décoré ^^
By pedrito - 08/12/2008 10:50
By zutzut - 10/12/2008 18:18
By Tanel - 11/12/2008 17:36
Non, il n'a pas eu de bisous ! -_- Y manquerait plus que ça tiens... Vous auriez vu (ou plutôt senti) le père noël en question, vous l'auriez fait courir aussi croyez moi... >
By bigboss - 12/12/2008 07:35
By pere noel - 13/12/2008 14:28
By tcheux - 15/12/2008 10:49
By Palo0 - 15/12/2008 16:59
By Azerty - 15/12/2008 21:42
By jennyjane - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By mela44 - 19/12/2008 10:54
By Lulu - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By poluxe - 22/12/2008 21:33
On peut concidérer ça comme de la gourmandise, vu que j'adore le fromage, mais le pire c'est que le chien ne l'aurait surement pas mangé, vu qu'il l'aurait senti. (toujours la galère pour lui faire prendre) Ma grand-mère a appelé le doc', au cas où. Il a dit qu'il n'y avait aucun danger, mais a bien éclaté de rire lui aussi. (j'avoue que c'est tellement con que ça me fait rire aussi, même si je suis la victime xD)