Torrent de boue
By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)
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By BBShah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Il est 3h30 du matin, ma voisine vient juste de couper la musique. J'hésitais, mais maintenant j'en suis certaine : je préférais encore ses cris ! Si on observe une hausse impromptue du chiffre d'affaire de boules quies, j'ai l'explication...
By cocu94 - 02/12/2012 22:33 - Belgique - Waremme
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je l'ai postée pour l'un de mes collègue de travail qui m'a raconté sa mésaventure cet après midi. Je me suis bien moquée de lui !! Je l'ai bien sur prévenu que j'allais posté sa VDM. Rassurez vous, il va bien malgré sa chute, mais il s'est quand même bien râpé le bras, le dos et la jambe. Sa veste de protection est limée et la peinture de la moto à refaire, mais le pire, c'était les 200 kg de la bécane sur le pied ! Pour répondre à quelques une de vos questions, il portais bien évidemment son casque, et non, pas de roses, seulement des vignes ^^. Par contre je n'ai pas pensée à lui demandé l'état de sa visière, mdr!