By Anonyme - 02/07/2014 21:59 - Royaume-Uni - Cardiff
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J'aime écouter de la musique ( Sia, Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5 surtout?), aller en cours, sortir, faire du skate, du roller, et de la natation, faire du sport en général, et les sorties shopping biensûr ☺️?
J'aime pas les araignées, les insectes, les brocolis, et les champignons ?
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Mamzellelisa's favorite FMLs
By MoS - 03/07/2014 09:21 - France - Saint Etienne
By mieudis - 03/07/2014 16:59 - France - Paris
Lapsus
By viveleslapsus - 03/07/2014 21:57 - France - Voujeaucourt
By Anonyme - 04/07/2014 07:58 - France - Gex
On s'offre une parenthèse, un sursis
By Hello10 - 04/07/2014 13:18 - France - Ifs
Foutage de gueule
By Anonyme - 05/07/2014 09:02 - France
By StCyp - 05/07/2014 18:12 - France
By Anonyme - 06/07/2014 09:56 - France - Rennes
By Zazou90 - 06/07/2014 19:01 - France - Belfort
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By mamagelmane - 09/07/2014 09:25 - France - Vervezelle
Petit crétin
By FausseNote - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint André
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By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !
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By hmmMozarella - 11/07/2014 16:10 - France - Marseille
By goufetz - 11/07/2014 19:19 - France - Lapeyrouse-mornay
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By Susannah - 12/07/2014 01:27 - France - Paris
By Mush - 12/07/2014 10:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Quel honneur ! Bon alors la suite de l'histoire : je lui ai demandé si ce qu'elle m'avait dit avant était un mensonge, et elle a éclaté de rire. Elle m'a après avoué son terrible méfait ! Si elle m'a menti, c'est parce qu'elle a abîmé notre voiture de nombreuses fois en l'espace de quelques mois (cette voiture était neuve) : rayures, petits accidents etc. Je ne suis pas non plus vraiment tout rose, puisque notre précédente voiture a fini à la casse à cause d'un accident que j'ai provoqué. Un couple de mauvais conducteurs quoi ;)