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By hmido - 25/01/2013 22:28 - Maroc - Casablanca
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By hmido - 25/01/2013 22:28 - Maroc - Casablanca
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By Shegeda - 28/03/2013 16:29 - États-Unis - New York
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Ca a ete poste depuis l'etat de New York parce que j'utilise un VPN, l'histoire s'est passee en Chine :) La raison c'est que les chinois sont tres accomodants et cherchent toujours une solution de rechange. Dans ce cas precis la solution de rechange ne convenait pas du tout... Au final un de ses collegues a cherche sur l'ordinateur, trouve "Belgique" en 12 secondes et le probleme fut regle. L'autre raison c'est aussi que sorti des pays "populaires" (comprendre 90% du traffic international de la poste chinoise, donc USA, UK, France, Russie, Allemagne, Japon, Coree du Sud...) ils ont tout de suite peur de faire une erreur (j'ai envoye un colis en Palestine une fois, je me suis bien marre !). Et je tiens a preciser que la poste chinoise est tres professionnelle et tres efficace... tant qu'on envoie dans un des pays cites ci-dessus :)
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By ambredu74 - 18/04/2013 07:48 - France - Uchaux
Youhou on a publié ma VDM, je peux mourir en paix. (merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire.) En fait, ce qui c'est ce que j'me suis levée à 8h pour aller chez le dentiste et m'entendre dire que... j'avais rien. Donc ma mère en profite pour aller se faire soigner. Vacances obliges personne ne répond à tes textos à 8h30. Je décide donc d'examiner le cabinet. Bureau en verre, chaises transparentes, murs gris, tableaux d'art abstrait sombres... Tout à coup je l'aperçois. The danseuse. La même que dans le camion à tonton Dédé. La fourbe profite de ma fatigue pour m'hypnotiser et je me cale sur ses mouvements. Et là j'entends pouffer. Je me rends compte de ce que je fais, je me retourne et vois le dentiste sur son tabouret avec un fou rire silencieux. Genre tu t'rappelle un truc et tu ris comme un con tout seul. Ca a duré 20s puis il a fait le geste de la main en arrière qui veut "Ah, c'est con" et il a recommencé a soigné ma mère. Sur ce Aloha cher concitoyens.
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By bfptg - 15/05/2013 20:19 - France
Ooooooh ma VDM publiée !!! Je précise que c'était le dernier mois de grossitude, + 22kg (beaucoup de flotte) , et j'ai été hyper vexé sur le coup mais maintenant j'en rigole ! Avec les hormones tout ça tout ça on est "légèrement" plus sensible et susceptible. Sinon question poil , essayez de vous épiler sans voir votre entre jambe et sans réussir à toucher ses chevilles, c'est pas fastoche !