By skaina - 06/05/2015 16:21 - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Bonsoir à tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et comme vous pouvez le deviner je suis contente d'être publiée. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, évidemment qu'il ne pensait pas une seconde ce qu'il disait, mais il a préféré me faire rire plutôt que de me voir énervée. Je pense que la flemme l'a envahit et que se sécher, s'habiller (car on a pas le droit d'être en tenue de plage dans l'établissement), et marcher 5 minutes jusqu'à la chambre faisait trop pour lui :-P. Pour ma part j'ai bien rit, mais suis quand même sortie de la piscine peu après. Ce jeune homme a 18 ans, et je vous rassure ça ne fait pas de lui quelqu'un de "crade ". En tout cas vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire (et lui aussi d'ailleurs :-)). Bonne soirée à tous !