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By Fab - 13/08/2008 16:50
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By Fab - 13/08/2008 16:50
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By Nastasya - 26/10/2008 16:54
On ne m'avait pas laissé d'ordi, ni aucun matériel informatique! juste une bonne vieille liste papier et des stylos! (trop facile sinon)... Oscarounet : les hôtesses ne sont pas si bien payées qu'on le dit, en général c'est le salaire minimum, même lorsque que tu es trilingue, ce qui est mon cas.
By Nullarde - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By chessry - 12/12/2008 16:31
Effectivement, je me suis sentie toute conne. D'autant plus en pensant au futur... Si à 3 ans elle me cloue le bec, qu'est-ce que ça va être à l'adolescence ?!
By JimmyBoy - 16/01/2009 01:13
By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By m0thership - 13/02/2009 15:15
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By Canop - 17/03/2009 08:44
On a l'habitude de le traiter de coquin (sens premier du mot) lorsqu'il essaie de nous amadouer avec des sourires ou des calins opportuns... Il a emmagasiné, c'est tout... C'est juste la situation qui était drole (pas sur le coup je l'avoue). Merci pour les commentaires.
By Ina - 22/03/2009 09:52
C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM, je vous assure que c'est vrai. Je regardais le haut de la tour Eiffel, en bonne touriste, quand le bonbon a atteri sur mes lunettes. Sans lunettes, je pense que j'aurais fini borgne. Ah au fait, c'était un crocodile en gélatine.
By OhmygodO_o - 26/03/2009 18:32
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By Ha ha ha ! - 30/04/2009 20:11
Après un énorme fou rire auquel je n'ai pas pu remédier, étant donné que c'est un prof plutôt jeune (& qui parait un peu bizarre dans sa façon de se comporter avec les filles de la classe, mais qui est très sympas). Je suis allée m'expliquer avec lui un peu plus tard sur le pourquoi du comment du texte. =) ce fut très comique =D
Trop drôles vos com :-D! Heureusement la maîtresse de mon fils est plutôt "couille" ;-) (elle a l'habitude) et son orthophoniste aussi ... Pour vous répondre : #15 : Nous n'habitons pas à Montpellier mais en région lyonnaise . #21 : L'orthophoniste a bien sûr avant toute chose vérifié que la bouche soit fonctionnelle , donc entre autres choses le frein de taille suffisante :-) L'autre jour : "maman regarde, mon bateau "couille" !" moi, voulant le reprendre : "non mon chéri, il ne "COUILLE" pas ...", lui : "ouais, t'as raison, il fiotte !"