By skaina - 06/05/2015 16:21 - France
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Alors pour remettre les choses dans leurs contexte, j'ai 18 ans et j'étais parti 3 jours à la mer du nord en Belgique avec des amis. Je vous rassure, mon père n'est pas un agent secret psychopathe qui passe son temps à m'espionner. Il avait décidé, avec ma mère, de passer une journée à la mer (même si il savait que j'y étais, je ne pense pas que son but premier était de me surveiller). Je ne vous dis pas le "choc" que j'ai eu quand je l'ai vu arriver devant moi, une clope au bec. Pour ceux qui me parlent d'assumer le fait de fumer, certains parents ont l'esprit très étroit à propos de certaines choses, et ils se trouvent que c'est le cas des miens. Alors oui, je pourrais leur avouer que je fume, mais ça entraînerait un conflit à la maison, et je n'en ai vraiment pas envie, il y en a déjà assez comme ça. PS: #58 tu as raison, tous les fumeurs le sont par manque de personnalité et le font uniquement pour se rendre intéressant. Ce genre de commentaire stupide et cliché tu peux te les garder, on voit bien que tu ne sais pas de quoi tu parles. Sur ce, je suis content que ma vdm ai été acceptée, bonne journée.
Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.