Annonce trompeuse
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 22:56 - France - Marseille
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 22:56 - France - Marseille
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By doukiwhite - 25/10/2013 23:07 - France - Paris
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By GNE - 27/10/2013 08:13 - France - Anglet
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By Lola - 31/10/2013 20:43 - France - Boujan-sur-libron
By Jared - 01/11/2013 20:51 - France
Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci à ceux qui l'ont modéré :) Je voudrai préciser que si j'ai posté cette anecdote, je ne l'ai pas vécu personnellement. (En effet, comme je l'ai indiqué sur mon profil, je n'ai que 14 ans. À mon âge, rares sont celles (et ceux) qui forment des employés ^^) C'est ma tante, caissière de son état, qui a raconté cette petite histoire au cours d'un repas de famille il y a quelques semaines. Elle n'a pas de compte VDM, je me suis donc permis (pitié ne me frappez pas :P) de la publier. @mariechan : Une VDM similaire a-t-elle été postée ? Si c'est le cas, je suis désolée... En tout cas, cette VDM est une situation vécue, peut-être par plusieurs personnes. Keep calm and make cookies !