Oh, hai Mark !
By youpiyoupiyop - 10/01/2012 21:29 - France
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By youpiyoupiyop - 10/01/2012 21:29 - France
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By Anonyma51 - 12/11/2012 10:23 - France - Montpellier
By IpiuLyyant - 22/11/2012 00:05 - Allemagne - Marburg
Bon, j'avoue, en vérité je m'appelle Agatha. Agatha Legourdin xD p'tite précision : ma classe de petits monstres est une classe de 7e (l'équivalent français est donc la classe de 5e). Mes élèves ont une douzaine d'années. Ils sont insupportables, mais ils ne sont pas bêtes au contraire, juste un peu ignorants, surtout en ce qui concerne le français et la France. Grâce à ma blague, j'ai gagné... 5 minutes de calme ! Je devrais faire comme Marie le suggère la prochaine fois, leur dire qu'en France, on mange des Kinder (xD) - j'aurais au moins 10 minutes de paix assurée ^^ Pour ceux qui s'inquiètent des conséquences de mon humour un peu particulier, à la fin de l'heure, je leur ai bien précisé qu'en France, nous étions à peu près civilisé... on ne frappe plus les élèves, et on ne les kidnappe pas. Bon et puis, je me lave tous les jours, j'arive à l'heure en cours sans mon bérêt et ma bouteille de vin... Alors souriez, les élèves sont entre de bonnes mains ! (mouah ha ha ha ha ! <= rire qu'on entend à la fin de la chanson "Thriller" de MJ)
By debenz - 23/01/2013 18:59 - France - Marseille
Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Marseille
By oups - 13/03/2013 18:15 - France - Serris
By sexe_(re)creatif - 17/03/2013 13:12 - France - Ludres
Non non , il n'a pas testé sa clé dans ma serrure et cela ne s'est pas transformé en film porno . Dommage pour les mecs en plein fantasme ;) Il a juste laissé sa clé dans la boîte à outils :P