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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Pérenchies
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci à tous pour vos mots de réconfort. Quelques précisions : Sans être très jeune, ma tante est décédée à 60 ans d'un cancer rapide. Ma grand-mère a 80 ans passés, mais l'âge ne change rien à la douleur de perdre un enfant. Bref, l'intervention de la petite (4 ans) était plutôt justifiée… Ma grand-mère a pris cette remarque comme il convenait : avec humour et bon sens. Elle a simplement embrassé la petite et lui a répondu en souriant : "Tu as bien raison ma chérie" En réalité, les plus gênés étaient les spectateurs de la scène (et en particulier les parents !), alors qu'entre l'aïeule et la petite fille, il n'y a eu que douceur et tendresse.
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By Anonyme - 24/03/2015 16:42 - France - Chaponost
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) (merciiiiiiii) Alors tout d'abord toutes mes excuses a ceux qui ont trouvé que ma tournure de phrase était bizarre, mais je confirme que c'était bien mon petit ami qui devait arriver d'un instant à l'autre, et non mon appartement ;). Ensuite, pour apporter des précisions, je tiens à dire que je ne savais pas du tout quand est ce que mon copain allait se ramener, et en général il est tout le temps en retard de 20min, ahah, et ayant l'habitude de ce retard, je me suis dis "Bon, j'ai bien le temps d'aller aux toilettes avant qu'il arrive" (et ce genre de choses ne se contrôlent pas non plus hehe) manque de bol, le facteur a sonné a la porte (et vu que c'est TOUJOURS à ce moment la qu'on sonne a ma porte, et pensant que c'était mon copain...) ✌️ bah c'est sorti tout seul ! ? Je précise que c'était pas du tout agressif, mais plutôt en mode "mais zut a la fin ! ?"Et vu que ça fait 3 ans et demi que je suis avec lui, je me suis dis que ça aurait pu être marrant de dire ça. On est a l'aise entre nous quoi, mais je vous rassure, cela reste assez rare, on peux être classe aussi (a). Oui, je l'ai bien mérité en attendant :) Et pour ce qui est du facteur.. Ben, il a juste dis qu'il pouvait déposer un avis de passage si je voulais ^^ ahahah ! Je n'ai pas vu sa tête hélas. Mais on doit en entendre des choses quand on est facteur de toute façon ;) ✌️? en tout cas vous m'avez bien fait rire certains :') tchouuuuuu.