By message_subliminal - 21/04/2013 11:40 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM !! Je remercie l'équipe déjà d'avoir publiée ma VDM :) Pour répondre à vos commentaires divers et variés j'aimerais préciser quelques petites choses. Mon copain à très bien prit la blague, il en rigole, sinon mon ne se serait jamais permit de lui dire une chose pareille ne le connaissant pas. (ça fait 1 an qu'ils se connaissent) Mon père est blanc oui, en effet. Mais ce n'est pas du tout une forme de racisme. Il aime bien taquiner et son humour est parfois noir oui c'est vrai. Mais il faut avouer, parfois ça fait marrer... Mon père on le connait tous, il est comme ça, on sait que ce n'est pas du racisme. C'est vrai que quand il a sortie cette petite vanne très spontanément, au début j'ai été surprise, et j'ai eu une petite appréhension par rapport à la réaction de mon copain ou ce qu'il me dira ou pensera de lui après... Parce que bon on ne sait jamais, une mauvaise blague et ça peut déraper... Mais finalement rien du tout, ils ont rigoler. Et mon copain aime beaucoup mon père. Pour les personnes de couleur noire qui ont trouvé ça lourd, bah vous avez zéro humour excusez moi hein. Peut être qu'à vous on vous la fait 1000 fois, mais on ne parle pas de vous dans la VDM, donc bon au pire des cas si vous êtes pas content... vous zappez quoi... Voilà j’espère avoir répondu à plusieurs questions (c'est vrai que j'ai pas lu tous les commentaires, il y en a trop :p) sinon venez en messages :) bisous!