Roxette

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About Roxette

Nirvana. ✖️

Lana. ?

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Supersize Menu

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The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

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The Mixer

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Socialite

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Consolation prize

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50 favorites

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

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Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Going for gold

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I liked to the power of 20

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Tell us what happened next

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Tweet, tweet

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Happy month-versary

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Picture this FML

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Roxette's favorite FMLs

Lilia1802 tells us more.

Lilia1802 8

Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.

Vilain Cactus tells us more.

Vilain Cactus 46

Alors... En fait, mon père ayant oublié de me prévenir que le plombier venait, je dormais quand il est arrivé, et il m'a réveillée en entrant dans ma chambre. Donc de toute façon je pouvais pas m'habiller avant, et une fois levée, la 1ère chose que j'ai faite, c'est aller déjeuner (y'a des priorités quand même.), mais je me suis un peu habillée, après. Ensuite, c'est vrai que j'aurai pu réviser ailleurs que dans ma chambre, mais étant donné qu'il faisait toutes les pièces de la maison, je n'ai pas bougé, et de plus je trouvais qu'il est peut-être plus poli de rester quand il entre que de sortir d'un air de dire "tu me fais un peu chier, là". Enfin, je vous rassure, il ne me matait pas, j'ai exagéré pour rendre la situation plus comique en écrivant la VDM. Voilà. =)