By Wo0dy - 28/10/2008 18:15
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Par contre j'aime pas le shopping, le maquillage, me faire chier, le rap et vomir ( en meme temps qui aime ça ? xD)
Ensuite, j'aime beaucoup de SLG et WTC et j adoooore parler, donc n'hésitez pas :D
Ah oui, une dernière chose ! Je suis la créatrice du pingouin vomisseur de phoques :D
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Wo0dy tells us more.
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By Gourde - 31/12/2008 13:24
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Je ne sais vraiment pas d'où ça m'est venu, parce que mes légumes ne vont jamais ailleurs que dans le frigo ou dans mon assiette ! On va dire que je fais des associations d'idées un peu bizarres...
By Shabinette - 13/01/2009 19:54
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Question, réponse
By bloody_paradise - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Leila333 - 29/08/2009 19:43
L'angoisse
By chocol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Reviens ici, toi !
By Lyira - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By peaceandlove666 - 04/06/2010 17:17 - France
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Bon alors pour vous répondre, mon fils a 2 ans et demi (presque 3 ans), la boite appartient à sa soeur de 6 ans meme si il aime bien jouer avec elle... et evidemment y'avait une petite goutte dedans et le reste partout dans la chambre ...
By Anonyme - 15/10/2010 17:14 - France
Beauté
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By VDM3711868 - 05/12/2010 14:26 - France
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)
By jesuispasgogole - 15/12/2010 15:41 - France
Non mais c'est qu'en plus, des comme ça, j'en ai le droit environ toutes les semaines avec elle ... J'en reposterai peut-etre d'autre un jour... ( Je précise que c'est moi qui lui ai fait découvrir la Famille Addams et que Toy Story c'est très bien !!! :p )