By camprout - 13/10/2013 17:23 - France - Montreuil
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, juste pour informer les rageux il s'agit d'un téléphone à carte, sur lequel il restait 5€ à dépenser. Il était impossible de le rendre aux propriétaires. Doonc Peeeaaaaceee !
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La grande bouffe
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By mafille - 04/11/2013 21:04 - France
Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)