Panique à bord
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Le paon commença sa cour en essayant d'attirer mon regard sur lui : Il dit en parlant très fort " Oh il y a beaucoup de monde dans se métro, je n'ai pas du tout envie de me faire draguer ! " La rame étant bondée, impossible de fuir ! Je n'avais plus qu'a tenter de ne pas croiser son regard ! " Je ne vois pas d'alliance, c'est bon, je peux y aller ! " " La place se libère à côté de moi " En ajoutant que l'homme concerné devait avoir au moins 15-20 ans de plus que moi !
By UnPassant - 30/01/2011 10:04 - France
Je rassure ceux qui croient que j'enseigne des choses fausses, lorsque j'ai vu que mes élèves de 4ème me croyaient, je leur ai dit que ce n'était pas vrai ! Un peu d'humour en classe, ça fait du bien et ça les a fait sourire aussi (quand ils ont compris...) !