Bien ouej !
By salecabot - 06/03/2012 03:20 - Reserved
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By salecabot - 06/03/2012 03:20 - Reserved
By Hamida - 10/03/2012 03:24 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By stella - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Darn
By AryaStark - 23/04/2013 05:09 - France - Nice
Salut à tous, Après quelques commentaire sporadiques, voici la version des faits ! Déjà merci de m'avoir publiée, ça a été la surprise de la journée et ça a bien fait rire mon copain qui ne se doutait pas que j'avais posté sa petite phrase ! Ensuite j'ai bien rigolé sur certains des commentaires, ça va loin parfois sur l'adoption, je ne m'attendais pas vraiment à ça ! Alors pour ceux qui se demandent comment on peut se disputer avec son chat, voici un petit tuto super simple, que connaissent déjà certains d'entre vous d'après ce que j'ai lu : 1. Faire la lessive et changer les draps du lit 2. Revenir 1h après dans la chambre et constater que le chat a vomi à la place du chéri 3. Chéri qui cours derrière le chat pour l'engueuler 4. Chat qui miaule pour protester depuis le dessous du canapé 5. Chéri qui claque la porte pour le bouder en lui disant qu'il a été adopté Sur le coup j'étais vraiment écroulée de rire et j'ai voulu partager ça avec vous tous ^^ P.S : le chat le vit bien, comme si on ne lui avait jamais rien dit, je me demande bien pourquoi ;)
By DrBlackHole - 08/05/2013 00:52 - Chili - Talcahuano
By nomade319 - 16/05/2013 14:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!
By amelie1404 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Gainesville
Ben faut croire que c'est elle qui porte la culotte.. Si j'arrive à la pousser du coussin sans me faire engueuler (!!!), madame pose 2-3 poils dessus, puis se colle à moi peu à peu.. Et moi comme je dors, je décale ma tête instinctivement.. Jusqu'à ce qu'elle l'ait entièrement ! :(