About Jometaleux
Bonjour ! Vous êtes sur le profil d'un metalleux/rockeux qui écoute principalement du rock et du métal (sérieux ? 0.0). Si je peux citer quelques groupes... mmh.... Disturbed, Muse, Linkin Park, Bullet for my Valentine, KoRn, Slipknot, Queen, AC/DC, , Iron Maiden, Nightwish, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, Nirvana, the Who, the Killers, Masterplan, BATTLE BEAST !!... Bon je vais pas tout débaler ici. Au passage si il ya des grands admirateurs de musiques épiques du genre la génialisimité de "Two steps from hells", je vous aime déjà ! Pour ceux qui voient les metalleux comme des "GEUHHAA TUER MOUTON SUR SCENE ET BOIRE SAAAANG >< \m/" sachez que la majorité que vous voyez de nous est la minorité de la réalité. Ouvrez votre esprit !
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  • I'm a rock star

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    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    49%
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    28%
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    54%
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    22%
  • Gandhi

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Jometaleux's favorite FMLs
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By coquillette - / Saturday 11 October 2014 10:42 / France - Poitiers