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By facebooknews - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montr
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By facebooknews - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montr
By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By NosChersVoisins - 08/04/2014 18:31 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 09/04/2014 07:13 - France
By lallemandleMAL - 09/04/2014 17:04 - France - Wittenheim
By Sam Papayoko - 09/04/2014 19:38 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Kon
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By Anitapicca - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Angers
By Ricoulecassecou - 10/04/2014 13:46 - France - Strasbourg
By Killionaire - 11/04/2014 15:40 - France - Annecy
By mac cayne - 12/04/2014 08:29 - France - Strasbourg
By sammy - 12/04/2014 16:24 - Afrique du Sud - Midrand
By anonyme - 12/04/2014 21:08 - France - Moroges
By kikin - 13/04/2014 07:32 - France - Montpellier
By anonyme - 13/04/2014 14:46 - France - Thiais
By Anonyme - 13/04/2014 22:36 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
By Conference - 14/04/2014 15:32 - France - Villes
By Anonyme - 14/04/2014 16:50 - France - Aix-en-provence
By Frankenwomen - 14/04/2014 18:17 - France - Pontlevoy
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !