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By piteurpit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By piteurpit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By Anonyme - 06/09/2014 01:12 - France - Romans
By Retry - 06/09/2014 14:03 - France - La Bernardière
By DSK - 08/09/2014 00:13 - France - Paris
By LeSuperbus - 08/09/2014 15:10 - France - Montfermeil
By famille - 08/09/2014 17:30 - France - Marseille
By arnaudgi - 09/09/2014 08:39 - France - Caro
By Boriesta - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By fuckyouandyou - 10/09/2014 16:07 - États-Unis - Fort Lauderdale
By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 17:32 - France - Toulouse
By Soniia-53 - 10/09/2014 19:37 - France - Port-mort
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM !! Pour la petite histoire, ça s'est passé il y a quelques années, j'avais 18 ans et ce n'était pas une erreur de manip' ! Hé oui, mon ex avec qui je suis restée quand même 2 ans, avait un courage inouï... Il est même venu me dire bonjour alors que je n'avais pas encore appris la 'nouvelle', sans avoir la décence de me l'annoncer, et il s'est vite éclipsé pour aller aider mon père comme cetait prévu (sans lui dire non plus évidemment). Imaginez mon incrédulité après ça en allumant mon ordi ! ;) Bref vous l'avez compris, ce n'était pas une grosse perte, mais je lui dois quand même cette VDM alors sans rancunes ! ;)
By missy69 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 22:42 - France - Villeneuve-saint-georges
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 23/12/2014 09:37 - France - Antony
By Anonyme - 23/12/2014 13:44 - France - Paris
By Jean-Petit - 24/12/2014 01:50 - France - Évreux
By Anonyme - 24/12/2014 10:16 - France - Augny
By Anonyme - 25/12/2014 23:22 - France - Versailles
By tomatored - 27/12/2014 01:20 - Indonésie - Ubud
Hello les gars, mon nom est juste trop long, trois prénoms et un long nom de famille.. ça ne rentre pas dans les cases pour obtenir un numéro de sécurité sociale.. Il me faudrait alors le changer en modifiant mon passeport....ce qui est évidemment impossible...Sur ce je vais checker ça avec Barack. kiss