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By grenouillette - 16/05/2011 22:59 - France
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By grenouillette - 16/05/2011 22:59 - France
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By secretliar - 23/10/2011 01:47 - Canada
Allo! Nan c'est pas sorti de Samantha Oops ni d'une ancienne VDM, et honnêtement je ne suis pas étonné que ça soit déjà arrivé avant et qu'il y ait déjà eut une VDM similaire! C'est pas ma coloc qui a choisi le nom "Jésus", elle l'a récupéré d'une connaissance. Pis honnêtement je suis pas choqué, moi ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose parce que justement ça provoque des situations cocasses :) Tout cas, Jésus est finalement rentré à la maison, plus qu'à espérer que y'aura pas trop de pèlerins ;)
By Lala_Winky - 27/10/2011 13:44 - France
Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...
By Anonyme - 01/11/2011 08:37 - France
Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).