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By Maila - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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By Maila - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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By ambredu74 - 18/04/2013 07:48 - France - Uchaux
Youhou on a publié ma VDM, je peux mourir en paix. (merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire.) En fait, ce qui c'est ce que j'me suis levée à 8h pour aller chez le dentiste et m'entendre dire que... j'avais rien. Donc ma mère en profite pour aller se faire soigner. Vacances obliges personne ne répond à tes textos à 8h30. Je décide donc d'examiner le cabinet. Bureau en verre, chaises transparentes, murs gris, tableaux d'art abstrait sombres... Tout à coup je l'aperçois. The danseuse. La même que dans le camion à tonton Dédé. La fourbe profite de ma fatigue pour m'hypnotiser et je me cale sur ses mouvements. Et là j'entends pouffer. Je me rends compte de ce que je fais, je me retourne et vois le dentiste sur son tabouret avec un fou rire silencieux. Genre tu t'rappelle un truc et tu ris comme un con tout seul. Ca a duré 20s puis il a fait le geste de la main en arrière qui veut "Ah, c'est con" et il a recommencé a soigné ma mère. Sur ce Aloha cher concitoyens.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Viry
By vivelaneige - 11/01/2017 07:42
Bonjour, c'est l'auteur de la VDM qui vous parle. Nous étions effectivement en repérage pour une séance photo. Félicitons d'ailleurs mon camarade, qui dans sa chute a trouvé le moyen de lever les bras, et de sauver ainsi le reflex numérique et les deux objectifs. La voiture était garée assez loin, et il nous a fallu refranchir deux murs pour nous y rendre. Je n'ai jamais entendu autant de jurons en si peu de temps X) Aujourd'hui, il boude encore. Prions pour lui. Mention particulière à la lessive dont nous ne citerons pas le nom, qui a permis de récupérer le pantalon et les couvertures (et oui, on ne s'assoit pas directement sur les sièges de ma voiture dans de telles circonstances, nonméoh). Notez que c'était vachement tordu de mettre une trappe à cet endroit la, hein, nan mais franchement c'est fou que personne ne soit tombé dedans avant nous. Ou peut être que si. En tout cas ça n'avait pas l'air. Peut être qu'ils avaient forcé sur le destop, et que les corps ont disparu. Va savoir. Crévindiou, st'un coup à perdr'une beyteuh s'te chozla.