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By crying - 02/08/2009 00:09
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By crying - 02/08/2009 00:09
By 00322 - 10/08/2009 09:48
By DremIntoX - 01/09/2009 23:12
OUAIIIISSS ! Ma VDM validée ! Alors pour la petit histoire, c'est une copine qui est à l'origine de cette anecdote mais étant donné que sur VDM on ne peut pas écrire "aujourd'hui il est arrivé une VDM à quelqu'un qu'je connais", je l'ai fait passer sous mon pseudo. Alors oui, elle possède une ancienne Golf rouge, et c'est tout à fait légal de prendre des pièces à la casse automobile pour réparer sa propre voiture. Après tout, certains peignent leur voiture dans des tons horrible, pourquoi on ne pourrait pas peindre une porte de chaque couleur ? Voilà voilà !
By BarbieTueRick - 04/10/2009 16:56
By coucouhibou - 09/12/2009 13:50
By laméduse - 07/01/2010 09:34
je viens de m'inscrire specialement pour quelques explications: alors j'ai une epilation normale, triangle quoi...(j'aurai jamais pensé ecrire ça un jour^^) mais de voir sa tete là avec cette petite moustache, eh bien ça me fait penser à Brassens qui pour moi est celui qui me vient en premier à l'esprit quand je pense moustache....en tout cas, grosse crise de rigolade au lit, mais bon on se connait depuis longtemps donc ça pose aps de problémes ! et non, je ne lis pas Zep! ;-)
By Elisa-L - 20/01/2010 11:00
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By ephraim1978 - 22/04/2010 15:53
Eh bien! Que de commentaires! Je tiens à signaler que la famille m'a présenté ses plus plates excuses à ce sujet. Ils l'ont réellement pensé mais quand je leur ai dit que je ne comptais pas les manger, ils m'ont cru. Heureusement...
By Loupye - 20/06/2010 15:18 - France
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By codesecret - 04/02/2011 14:49 - Belgique
By Nanette - 11/04/2011 20:30 - France
En l'occurrence, j'ai quand même eu le poste (oui, je réponds 125 ans plus tard ^^) !! Donc tout est bien...