By anonyme - 17/06/2014 20:20 - France - Paris
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À part ça, je suis quelqu'un de relativement inintéressant.
J'aime bien les trois derniers jeux vidéos de la série des Elder Scrolls : Morrowind, Oblivion et Skyrim. Peut-être que sur ces sujets, je serai un peu moins inintéressante. Je suis aussi intéressée par l'étymologie des prénoms. Un peu.
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YES, j'ai l'anneau d'or, et je confirme, c'est exaltant! Merci d'avoir validé mon anecdote, et pour la peine, quelques précisions la concernant. L'histoire s'est passée voilà plus de 20 ans, alors que j'effectuais un remplacement chez un confrère de campagne, dans un secteur que je connaissais peu. Mon téléphone portable aurait pu m'être utile s'il y avait eu une couverture réseau dans cette zone. J'avais une vague idée de la situation de la zone pavillonnaire, mais une fois sur place, j'ai galèré 20 minutes pour trouver la "maison à la bonne Clio blanche", à tenter de déchiffrer les noms sur les boîtes aux lettres à la lueur de mon otoscope. Bref, l'enfant malade a eu droit à une belle ordonnance BIEN ÉCRITE (^^) pour son otite et à sa première dose d'antalgique pour permettre à ses parents de dormir. J'ai lu quelques commentaires très pertinents sur le stress des appelants. En cas de vraie urgence, les renseignements sont souvent encore plus vagues (m'est souvenir un message sur le répondeur du médecin que je remplaçais disant seulement "venez vite, mon mari va pas bien"(grosse angoisse en l'écoutant) suivi immédiatement d'un autre message stipulant avec la même voix :"c'est madame x" et me permettant de la retrouver dans le fichier puis chez elle) Merci pour vos commentaires, vos bonnes idées (les warnings, l'apprentissage de la course d'orientation dans le cursus médical...) votre indulgence sur ma faute d'orthographe et mes fautes de ponctuation, et je vous souhaite à tous de n'avoir jamais besoin du médecin de garde, ou alors que pour de courtes maladies rigolotes!