La maison de l'horreur
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
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By Alorsondanse - 03/12/2012 18:06 - France - Malissard
Waou ! Ma VDM a été publiée !!! Je ne m'y attendais pas, un grand merci ! (Oui, je suis l'auteurE) Je dois donc apporter quelques précisions : C'était l'heure de pointe, du coup le tram s'apparentait à une boite à sardines. Je suis assez maladroite de nature et dès qu'une gaffe est à faire, c'est pour moi ! J'ai donc malencontreusement marché sur le pied de ce pauvre homme (qui me fait bien de la peine à moi aussi, je ne suis pas une vilaine sans coeur ;) ). Tout le monde s'est tourné vers nous et beaucoup ont eu la même réaction que moi : rester bouche bée. Je suis devenue rouge de honte ! Bien sur, je ne savais plus ou me mettre, à tel point que je suis sortie à l'arrêt d'après pour attendre le prochain. Une chose est sure, je ferais attention où je mets mes pieds la prochaine fois !
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By Anonyme - 02/05/2014 07:27
Ha ha je m’en doutais que les commentaires fuseraient sur mes horaires de travail! Pour information, non je ne suis pas fonctionnaire, je commence à 8h30 et je fini à 16h45 (mais je n’ai pas mis le 45 pour faire moins de 300 caractères). Je ne peux pas faire d’heures sup’ car je suis étudiante en alternance donc mes horaires sont tout à fait normaux ! :)