By Anonyme - 03/01/2016 21:24 - France - Lille
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À part ça, je suis quelqu'un de relativement inintéressant.
J'aime bien les trois derniers jeux vidéos de la série des Elder Scrolls : Morrowind, Oblivion et Skyrim. Peut-être que sur ces sujets, je serai un peu moins inintéressante. Je suis aussi intéressée par l'étymologie des prénoms. Un peu.
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Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM! Déjà merci de l'avoir publiée, ça fait plaisir ! Ça fait plaisir qu'on parle un peu des étudiants en médecine ! Et puis merci pour vos commentaires et pour toutes les blagues avec Jambe dedans ! lol ! Sinon, en effet, comme certains le disent c'est normal de voir des trucs comme ça en médecine. Et perso j'ai adoré participer à cette opération, le chirurgien m'a expliqué pleins de choses, dés qu'il disséquer un nerf, une veine, une artére ou un muscle il me disait son nom etc... C'était vraiment passionnant. Et quand je suis sorti de ce bloc, tout content de ce que j'avais vu et appris, et que j'ai raconté ça à ma famille, mes amis, ils étaient tous dégouté! Donc moi ça m'a fait marrer de publié cette VDM parce que je savais que ça ferais réagir des gens ! C'est une VDM dans le sens où c'est la seul opération de mon stage à laquelle j'ai pu participer et pas être juste spectateur. Sinon je suis en D1 comme il y en a qui se demandent ! :-)
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à rappeler que le but d'un pari est de mettre l'autre dans une situation délicate. Ayant tendance à parler à des filles plus jeunes que moi, mes potes m'appellent "le pédophile". Ils m'ont offert ce T-Shirt pour Noël, il fallait bien que je le porte. Sinon le pari était personnel, vous ne comprendriez pas :). Je suis un adorateur de l'humour noir ( Vive Le Pen ), donc personnellement je n'ai pas été choqué par ce défi. Je ne suis resté dans le parc que quelques secondes le temps de le traverser ( puis il faisait froid aussi ^^ ). C'est pour ça que je ne m'inquiétais pas au sujet de me faire tabasser. En revanche jamais je n'aurais pensé rencontrer mes beaux parents ( mon beau père a rit à la vue de mon T-Shirt >< ). Enfin voilà, je comprends que cela ait pu en choquer certains d'entre vous ( notamment ceux victimes de pédophiles ). En portant ce T-Shirt je ne défends pas les pédophiles, loin de là.