Je ne suis pas un animal !
By Anonyme - 23/03/2015 12:29
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Bonjour a tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. J'ai lu vos petits messages ça m'a beaucoup touché. En réalité, pour ceux qui ce pose la question je postulais pour hôtesse événementielle a l'agence city one qui fait aussi agent aéroportuaire. ( j'ai pas pu le mette vu le nombre de caractère limité). Ensuite j'étais arrivée, 2 h 30 en avance d'où le fait que je me sois trompée. Du coup, je n'ai pas loupé mon entretien j'ai même été prise ???. Pour ce qui a été de la réaction dans la salle, il y a eu un mouvement de stupeur et je me suis sentie un peu bête. Le recruteur quand lui est resté imperturbable et m'a confirmer être dans la mauvaise salle.