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By numette - 12/07/2015 23:03 - France
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By numette - 12/07/2015 23:03 - France
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By Anonyme - 16/07/2015 14:40 - France - Bagnolet
By candy174 - 17/07/2015 11:55 - France - Olonzac
By ronron - 17/07/2015 18:15 - France - Saint-alban-du-rh
By magicmike - 18/07/2015 12:31 - Suisse - Epalinges
By yopla! - 18/07/2015 19:17 - France - Paris
By patateandco - 21/07/2015 11:40 - France - Saint-malo
By Anonyme - 22/07/2015 10:41 - France - Salon-de-provence
By Pedro - 22/07/2015 15:54 - France - Draveil
By Anonyme - 23/07/2015 09:36 - France - Draveil
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-di
By Bzzbzzbzz - 29/07/2015 20:45 - France - Dole
By godzl0ve - 29/07/2015 22:51 - France - Lyon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je n'ai pas de certitude quand au fait que le conducteur soit atteind d'Alzheimer ou soit juste senile. en tout cas il est âgé de 88 ans. Et en fait plus le temps passait, plus sa comprehension de l'evenement s'estompait... Il m'a percuter alors qu'il sortait de son stationnement situé de l'autre côté de la chaussée. Pour lui, a la fin, il etait persuadé et semblait sincere, que l'accident s'etait deroulé deux cent metres plus bas, et que c'est moi qui l'avais percuté alors qu'il attendait tranquillement au feu rouge. La présence d'un temoin et de plusieurs autres personne qui lui expliquaient que les points d'impact ne correspondaient pas avec sa version n'ont rien changé. En tout cas si il jouait la comedie, chapeau, il aurait du etre acteur. Je pense juste qu'il avait pas la lumière a tous les etages. Merci l'equipe de VDM de m'avoir publié en tout cas, c'est un honneur pour moi qui vous suis depuis toutes ces années.