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About Lollena

Miaou, adoptez moi, je mords seulement en cas de nécessité.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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FAAAAAACEBOOK

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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One more and it's business time

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The return of the thumb

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Conference tells us more.

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !

BrefODM tells us more.

BrefODM 9

Coucou, c'est l'auteur. Je n'avais pas de compte en postant ma vdm, j'espere que les moderateurs vont voir que c'est la même ip (normalement oui vu que j'ai posté de mon telephone cette vdm et ce commentaire :)) Alors pour ceux qui voudraient savoir, ces "obseques" c'est une ceremonie avec la marche funebre fredonnée par mon mec, puis il a jeté un a un solennellement mes soutifs trop grands a la poubelle. Ensuite petite remarque: dire "etre ceci c'est mieux que cela" c'est ridicule ^^ c'est degrader des gens dans tous les cas, chacun ses gouts :)

Caro38 tells us more.

Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée, du coup je me suis créé un compte pour répondre aux commentaires... Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas la Chine, il faut savoir que même dans les grandes villes, ça reste rare de croiser une blonde. De plus, les chinois n'ont pas vraiment le même sens de la pudeur que nous... Beaucoup vont aux toilettes la porte ouverte sans que ça gêne personne. Je ne pense pas que la dame qui m'a prise en photo pensait que je changeais mon tampon, (enfin j'espère, sinon c'est un peu glauque) mais ça m'a un peu gênée quand même :p