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By 06832154... - 23/10/2012 00:05 - Royaume-Uni
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By 06832154... - 23/10/2012 00:05 - Royaume-Uni
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By funnybox - 02/12/2011 06:03 - France
petit 1) le choix du cadeau s'est fait par rapport à mon porte monnaie. petit 2) étant issu d'une famille nombreuse, il est difficile de lui trouver un jeu qui n'a pas déjà été acheté par un autre membre de la famille. petit 3) il n'y a rien de mal a essayer de lui ouvrir l'esprit avec des jeux différents de ce qu'il a d'ordinaire. petit 4) va te faire une petite partie sur ta console histoire de réfléchir intelligemment à ton prochain commentaire (ou pas.)
By Anonymus - 04/12/2011 23:08 - France
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By Mavyblondie - 07/12/2011 03:39
Oula, j'arrive innocemment sur VDM ce matin et non seulement ma VDM a été publiée, mais en plus il y a déjà 200 commentaires ! J'ai pas tout lu, mais vu que j'ai l'habitude de VDM je suis à peu près sûre de ce que s'est dit donc je vais répondre ^^ D'abord, cette anecdote date d'assez longtemps, le mec en question était mon copain depuis peu de temps (ce qui explique que je connaissais pas sa sœur) en seconde. En guise d'explication il m'avait dit qu'il était très proche de sa sœur et qu'il avait pris ses photos pour qu'elle les montre à son propre copain. A l'époque, j'avais décidé de lui laisser le bénéfice du doute (même si ça paraissait un peu gros) mais on a de toute manière rompu quelques semaines plus tard parce que ça ne fonctionnait pas. Et vu qu'on était dans des lycées différents, je n'ai plus eu de nouvelles de lui après la rupture donc au final, je ne sais pas le fin de mot de l'histoire, peut être qu'en fait il s'agissait bien d'une ex et qu'il avait préféré m'inventer cette histoire de sœur. Et un détail qui a son importance, NON je ne fouillais son ordi. Je regardais ses photos avec sa permission, d'ailleurs les photos en question étaient au milieu d'un album de ses photos de vacances qu'on était en train de regarder ensemble (mais en proposant cette VDM j'étais sûre d'écoper d'un bon nombre de TLBM par des gens qui préfèrent ne pas utiliser leurs neurones et sauter sur des conclusions hâtives avant de voter)