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About Lollena

Miaou, adoptez moi, je mords seulement en cas de nécessité.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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One more and it's business time

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Lollena's favorite FMLs

Ezuut tells us more.

Ezuut 27

Coucou, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Alors, déjà non je ne suis pas blonde :p, et oui, je sais, je suis une boulette! Sinon pour la petite histoire j'étais super gênée sur le coup, mais elle m'a rassuré en rigolant, elle m'a dit que c'était pas grave et que de toute façon elle avait déjà des doutes. Bon je sais c'est pas une excuse pour moi mais ça rassure :D

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Hobite 12

Salut à toutes et tous ! C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci de l'avoir validée ! Et dire que j'avais passé ma journée à me dire que je n'aurais pas dû la poster x) Ensuite, j'aurais dû le préciser : je suis une fille ! Alors, petite explication : ma sœur ne connait pas la signification de ce mot, enfin je ne pense pas. Je ne sais pas pourquoi elle a fait la déformation, en fait. Pour #62, si elle est allée le dire, c'est parce que "hobbit", c'est le surnom que je lui donne (vu qu'elle est petite et qu'elle a les cheveux frisés... ouais c'est tiré par les cheveux, ou les par les poils de pieds de hobbits, comme vous voulez). Quand elle est entrée dans ma chambre, je lui ai donc dit "T'as vu, je regarde un film avec des hobbits !" (sous-entendu : c'est à ça que tu ressembles ma petite, les grands pieds poilus en moins). Elle s'est alors empressée d'aller le répéter à nos parents, toute contente, en oubliant une syllabe... C'est aussi bête que ça ! Au final, mon père est venu dans ma chambre pour me demander ce que je faisais. Quand je lui ai répondu, il a eu l'air bien soulagé. Je lui ai demandé pourquoi et il m'a raconté, et ça m'a bien fait rire x) Encore merci à tous, vos commentaires me font bien marrer ! (Et puis je trouve le badge "L'anneau unique" est pas mal approprié avec ma VDM, pour le coup).

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deepdelver 1

Auteur de cette VDM, je précise que je n'étais pas le vendeur en question, mais un autre client de la boutique. C'est surtout la chute qui m'a fait penser à écrire cette première VDM.