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By Anonyme - 26/04/2012 08:37 - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - 26/04/2012 08:37 - France - Paris
By PtitPing0uin - 28/04/2012 09:49 - France - Marseille
By buttes_chaumont - 28/04/2012 15:10 - France - Meudon
By Anonyme - 28/04/2012 19:17 - France - Chaponnay
By bulledesavon76 - 29/04/2012 16:59 - France - Le Havre
By larom - 29/04/2012 19:37 - France
By Cendrillonne - 30/04/2012 11:47 - France - Pau
By CoinCoinCanard - 30/04/2012 18:19 - France - Rennes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM =) (d'ailleurs je n'aurais jamais pensé qu'elle serait validée). Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien faits rigoler, et c'est très gentil pour certains d'être volontaire, vraiment^^ Alors pour préciser, lorsqu'on pose le petit canard sur le sol, celui-ci part très vite pour traverser la pièce, d'où l'idée de tous les allumer et de les aligner, puis de les faire partir pour voir lequel arrive en premier (je tiens à dire pour l'instant que le noir est le plus rapide^^). Alors certes, il y a peut-être un message derrière tout ça, mais je ne raconte pas non plus tout à ma mère, mes soeurs, et ma cousine, il est possible qu'elles ignorent quelques petits détails de ma vie^^ Et non, elles ne se sont pas données le mot, mes soeurs ont bien rigolé en voyant qu'elles m'avaient offertes la même chose^^ Et je confirme certains commentaires : oui, recevoir un sextoy de sa mère, ça fait drôle, et il y a un petit moment de gêne qui vient, mais cela reste ma mère, nous sommes proches, et ça peut se dépasser^^
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
By ellezaimeuhhre - 02/05/2012 21:44 - France - Arles
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et oui, j'ai due avoir un problème de neurones voir, ma blondeur qui à pris le dessus? Cette vdm n'est pas récente en fait, c'était quand j'ai accouché de mon second enfant, donc entre les nuits blanches et le reste, le cerveau ne suivait plus et j'avais des visites dix fois par jour! Bref, ça nous a permis de se prendre un bon fou rire, elle a fait mon repassage et j'ai noté sur un tableau les jours où elle serait présente.
By wistiti2501 - 03/05/2012 14:56 - France - Besan
By htt - 04/05/2012 09:52 - France - Eaubonne
By Anonyme - 04/05/2012 10:30 - France - Paris
By Tonio - 04/05/2012 13:48 - Allemagne - Offenbach
By Minicrotte - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By Anonyme - 05/05/2012 10:06 - France - Toulon
By Sandra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Mouhahaa - 07/05/2012 14:17 - France - Malakoff
By Oups - 07/05/2012 22:03 - France - Malauc
By Beurk - 08/05/2012 10:14 - Réunion - Le Tampon
Je tiens à preciser que la partie s'est terminée sans aucun autre blessés ;)