Je suis plus maline que toi
By Anonyme - 09/12/2014 14:10 - France - Caen
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By Anonyme - 09/12/2014 14:10 - France - Caen
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By mooustique - 20/12/2014 04:25 - Irlande
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que je n'ai rien contre les polonais, ni contre personnes d'ailleurs ! Le fait qu'il se soit mis torse nu, c'était pour montrer ses différents tatouages qu'il avait sur le torse, le dos et les bras. Il m'a aussi expliqué qu'il se devait de me protéger car selon lui, historiquement, la France est venu en aide à son pays. Et pour l'alcool je n'ai pas d'explications !
By Sau - 20/12/2014 15:58 - France - Dompierre-sur-mer
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By LucileV - 21/12/2014 08:06 - France - Marseille
Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà grosse surprise en la voyant publiée, car j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais posté ici ! Alors pour les commentaires : non, je ne suis pas une dégueulasse qui ne se lave jamais les cheveux! A vrai dire, je n'en ai pas tant que ça des pellicules mais bon pour la petite histoire hein ... Parfois en utilisant toujours/trop le même shampoing, mon cuir chevelu crée des pellicules, bien sur après je fais un traitement "anti-pelliculaires", ne me prenez pas pour une dégueulasse AHHA! (Vive le glamour en passant...) . Et pour les autres, je vais essayée de passer chez vous pour faire une guise de neige... Mais rien n'est gratuit, sachez-le! ahah