By elliotlacarotte - 26/07/2011 22:34 - France
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Je suis assez petite :/ . Je rigole beaucoup . Parfois de trop .
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Bluejeanss's favorite FMLs
By Steph - 27/07/2011 13:05
C'est quoi ?
By Sellyne - 28/07/2011 21:49 - France
By Anonyme - 29/07/2011 04:13 - France
Clap de fin
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Pour un jambon
By Bande2Merde - 31/07/2011 22:09 - France
By 75A - 01/08/2011 16:51 - France
Repens-toi !
By Amen - 01/08/2011 19:37 - France
By Mo - 02/08/2011 23:28 - France
Surprise, ma chérie…
By Arnacoeur7 - 05/08/2011 12:12 - France
T'es où ?
By Calinette - 05/08/2011 19:31 - France
By cotcotcot - 08/08/2011 09:27 - France
Allô, Freud ?
By manonp - 08/08/2011 09:56 - France
By karoliss - 10/08/2011 10:11 - France
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L'intrus
By Faileuse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Veece - 11/08/2011 23:00 - France
Veece tells us more.
Mon chat est un sadique... d'autant plus que j'ai peur des souris. Elles sont mignonnes, choupi, trognon, etc., tant qu'elles restent loin de moi. Haaaa * soupire *
By Anonyme - 14/08/2011 23:53 - Liban
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By weele - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Jackomolo - 21/08/2011 17:26 - France
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Le soucis c'est que mon immeuble est grand et que ma coloc' arrive dans une semaine. Je ne sais donc pas qui est cette fameuse voisine... RE-VDM les amis
By Lilia1802 - 22/08/2011 18:36 - France
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Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.
Non je vous rassure la pose que j'ai prise était tout à fait respectable. J'ai pris un espèce d'air hautement philosophique (autant que tu puisses l'être sous les lumières du métro, mwouaha...) en évitant juste de pas faire une tête ridicule et/ou endormie ^^