By Vivien/Tuns - 04/02/2008 01:34 - France
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Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???
By Anonyme - 25/07/2014 09:18 - France - Cr
Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)