Banane !
By camillecracra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By camillecracra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Mimouu - 01/03/2012 19:42 - France
By Anonyme - 02/03/2012 11:26 - France
By oeufsbrouilles - 02/03/2012 12:11 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 02/03/2012 14:11 - France
By mode_d_emploi - 03/03/2012 20:57 - France
By anonymaiacciu - 04/03/2012 21:59 - France
By pooolth - 05/03/2013 16:44 - Ukraine
By hommefier - 05/03/2012 18:33 - France
By Lumpyyy - 06/03/2012 01:20 - France
Non, ''rush.'' Oui je pense à me suicider.
By oups - 06/03/2012 14:59 - France
By boptiloup - 06/03/2012 21:31 - Pays-Bas
By addict.ion - 06/03/2012 23:23 - Espagne
By Playmate - 07/03/2012 21:07 - France
By Anonyme - 12/03/2012 21:35 - Suisse
By AlissartiSte - 20/03/2012 00:46 - Canada - Repentigny
By cerise - 20/03/2012 12:55 - France - Paris
By cestadirequeenfait - 22/03/2012 01:56 - France - Lattes
By Pr3cieus3 - 22/03/2012 14:09 - Suisse - Geneva
Bonjour bonjour! C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM... #15, tu m'as fait mourir de rire devant 2 patients en attente, bravo! =) #26, c'est dans la catégorie sexe parce qu'il n'y a pas que mes joues qui se sont enflammées HUM HUM. Petites précisions: Je travaille dans un institut qui propose plusieurs types de traitements, et ce pourquoi le jeune homme en question vient n'est malheureusement pas dans mes compétences donc ce n'est pas moi qui le suis... Ô malheur! Ce sera son deuxième rendez-vous et je serai en soin avec quelqu'un d'autre donc je ne pourrai pas l'accueuillir... Ha Ha Ha Vous pensez tous que je suis desespérée maintenant, c'est ça? lol
By futuremaman - 22/03/2012 19:43
C'est un élève qui travaille pour le ministère de la défense et il porte une arme pour son boulot, ça justifie en rien son acte mais ça veut pas dire que tout le monde est armé. D'ailleurs je me sens beaucoup plus en sécurité en Ukraine qu'en France.