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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ;) Tout d'abord merci d'avoir publié ma mésaventure :3 Alors je vous explique je ne suis pas caissier ( oui je suis un garçon ^^ ), je travaille dans une enseigne totalement différente et depuis peu nous avons mis en place une carte de fidélité que nous devons proposer à chaque client ( oui oui c'est le principe :3 ). Alors, j'avais déjà des tics de langage du à ce métier passionnant ( qui a dit que c'était ironique ?!? ), mais avec ça c'est comment dire ... Plus intense encore ! Donc comme certains l'ont dit j'ai eu la chance de tomber sur une dame charmante et avec un grand sens de l'humour. Après un gros blanc ( je me suis senti très seul ), elle a éclaté de rire et moi aussi évidemment ! Le pire dans tout ça c'est qu'elle m'a vraiment répondu pour me dire qu'elle ne l'avait pas ( moi non plus d'ailleurs ) ! Enfin vos commentaires m'ont fait quand même rire et rassurez vous toutes les caissières et autres travail de bas étage ( que j'exerce moi même ;) ) comme certains le diraient n'ont pas forcément tous mal travaillé à l'école ?