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Salut à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et super méga archi fière qu'elle ait été publiée! Ça me consolerait presque de ne pas partir en vacances cet été tiens! ;) Merci merci à tous pour votre imagination et votre humour! :D Alors, concernant cette anecdote, effectivement, comme le dit #61, la petite-fille en question n'a pas fait cette réflexion pour être méchante, c'était vraiment spontané! Je n'ai pas tout à fait réussi à comprendre le fond de sa pensée en fait... Quant à moi, évidemment j'ai ris jaune, surtout qu'elle a dit ça devant témoin bien sûr, sinon c'est pas drôle hein?...! mais je ne lui en ai pas voulu. Une fois ma fierté ravalée, j'ai même fini par trouver ça assez rigolo finalement! Et sinon, je dois réellement avoir un truc avec mon "derrière", puisqu'un jeune-homme m'a dit récemment "ah mais de dos on dirait que t'es hyper jeune..." ! (Ah zut, j'aurais pas du le raconter, ça aurait pu faire une deuxième VDM! ;) ) Je dirais, sans prétention que je suis pourtant pas mal aussi de devant, mais apparemment il y'a un certain décalage... Mystère mystère! ;) ;)