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By Morue - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Auvergne
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By un-peu-maniaque - 21/11/2013 22:32 - Royaume-Uni - Shrewsbury
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM alors déjà merci pour vos coms qui m'ont bien fait marrer pour la plupart! :) Alors, pour resituer l'histoire, j'ai ouvert mon portefeuille à 13h30, j'ai constaté que j'avais 2 cartes de crédit à lui + son permis de conduire et là.... c'est le drame! Son avion décollant à 14h00 je n'ai pu que lui laisser un message affolé et un texto, et j'ai passé l'après-midi à chercher un moyen de lui envoyer rapidement ses cartes! Il m'a appelé lors de son escale, mais en fait il n'en a pas besoin, car il a plusieurs cartes (on habite à l'étranger et lui même n'est pas français, donc il a plusieurs cartes!! Ouuuuuf!!!). C'est con, parce que l'autre solution aurait été que je prenne un billet pour le rejoindre et lui rendre sa carte!! :p Concernant le fait que j'ai ses cartes, hé bien, comme pour la plupart des hommes, nous femmes sommes des portefeuilles ambulants, il m'a simplement demandé de lui porter ses cartes lors d'une sortie shopping! J'ai donc maintenant ses deux cartes de crédit à disposition! :D il va rentrer et j'aurais plein de belles chaussures toutes neuves!! :p Je plaisante bien sur! ;) Bonne journée à tous!