Crocodile
By aubryane - 30/04/2010 09:30
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By aubryane - 30/04/2010 09:30
By raté - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By Psykoflo - 02/06/2010 20:51 - France
Et bien, je vois que ma vie de merde soulève les foules ! Pour info, je me suis bien sûr platement excusé après. Je n'ai rien contre les associations, mais j'étais dans un mauvais jour, et c'est sorti tout seul...
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By Anonyme - 28/08/2010 13:51 - France
Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).