Bravo les parents
By sarvenom - 11/01/2012 22:52 - Belgique
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By sarvenom - 11/01/2012 22:52 - Belgique
By A_plus - 22/01/2012 00:51 - France
By Seum - 22/01/2012 13:42 - France
By tous pour un - 23/01/2012 23:23 - France
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By sal_ami - 30/01/2012 09:57 - Suisse
By hjdlfsie - 31/01/2012 09:42 - France
Ouah, publiée ! Voilà ma souris célèbre ..^^ Pour répondre au #41, c'est vrai que j'ai eu peur qu'il s'agisse d'un rat, mais j'ai eu la chance (si on peut dire ça comme ça) de rencontrer la bête, et heureusement, ce n'est qu'une souris! Tenace, en tout cas .. Et merci pour vos conseils, je vais essayer le saucisson mais j'avais aussi mis du formage très dur et elle a quand même réussi à le manger sans se faire avoir ! Et quant à la qualité des tapettes, sur 4 il y a deux sortes différentes (deux anciennes, et pour faire face à la situation, on en a acheté deux nouvelles hier) et c'est pareil pour les deux ! Et pour le poison, comme elle est à l'étage où se situe les chambres a coucher, on ne peut pas se permettre de la laisser mourir et la retrouver quelques temps plus tard a cause de l'odeur.. et comme l'a souligné #19, étant donné qu'on a un chien a la maison, il ne faudrait pas qu'il soit intoxiqué involontairement.. Donc pour l'instant, elle court toujours !
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By MlleJennie - 09/02/2012 21:16 - France
En tant qu'auteur de cette VDM je tien à préciser qu'après plusieurs tentatives de lui faire comprendre que c'est MON compte, que je gère ma paye comme je veux et que par conséquent elle n'a pas à espionner tous mes achats mais en vain... J'ai donc décidé de changer mon code...
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By Beuark - 20/02/2012 14:38 - France
Juste pour répondre à deux remarques qu'ont souvent été faites : _Oui la barre verticale du plus était arrondie, elle était pas penchée mais formait un arc de cercle, le plus ressemblait à un mélange entre le signe "appartient à" et un trident, mais bon, j'aurais sans doute pu me douter que "A trident B" n'éxistait pas en mathématique je crois :p _Je sais bien que de toute façon vous dîtes ça pour déconner mais on ne peut pas redoubler sa première année, seulement la seconde si on a pas eu l'école qu'on voulait... A la fin de la première, soit tu passes en seconde année, soit t'es viré avec un coup de pied au cul... ^^