By Pouchiwa - 17/11/2013 16:22
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J'adore la musique, et mes groupes préférés sont Rise Of The Northstar (o/), Black Bomb A, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Acrania, Metallica, Katalepsy, Extermination Dismemberment, Gutfucked, Whitechapel, Breakdown of Sanity ... :)
Si tu veux en savoir plus, MP! ^^
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By Anonyme - 21/11/2013 15:46 - France
By shadc - 24/11/2013 11:36 - France - Lyon
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions. Oui il s'agissait bien du saladier dans lequel ma femme avait préparé la crème qu'on met dans la tarte. Je n'ai pas gouté la tarte (je n'aime pas la tarte au citron) et d'ailleurs c'était pour mes beaux-parents qu'elle l'avait fait (et elle ne cherchait pas à les empoisonner). C'était sa première tarte au citron, d'ailleurs elle est encore au frigo parce que la crème n'a pas durcie (Oui, moi aussi je pense qu'elle l'a raté et il n'y a pas de Paic citron dedans). PS : je suis un habitué de la vaisselle contrairement à ce que l'on peut croire. Merci à l'équipe VDM de m'avoir publié et corrigé, Merci pour vos commentaires !
By Yac93 - 27/11/2013 16:32 - France
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Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord je suis flatté que ma VDM ai été acceptée ! Je vais m'expliquer: il s'agissait du fameux concours de première année de médecine que j'ai tenté il y a quelques temps ! Et oui... malgré un travail acharné le seul module validé est celui que je n'ai pas bossé ! Le module comprenait la sociologie, le droit etc... mais maintenant je me suis réorienté et me voilà en 3ème année de Licence Sciences de la Vie et je suis content d'y être ;). En tout cas merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait marrer ! Mais malgré cette "mésaventure" j'ai continué à bosser mes cours et ça paye !
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By chocolat - 27/11/2013 16:33 - France - Ponte-leccia
Bougez vous !
By el Falcao - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By jaimpastaggle - 15/03/2012 23:50 - France
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By glop glop - 17/03/2012 19:34
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By lololapoisse - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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By Militante - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Rouffach
By Pastez - 25/03/2012 12:26 - France
By Luchodess - 26/03/2012 14:14 - France
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J'apporte quelques précisions mais je ne prends pas part a ce débat. Nous sommes tous les deux dans un bureau, on ne voit quasiment jamais des clients (une fois par mois et encore) et c'est un bts comptabilité.
By bozo-le-cadre - 26/03/2012 18:22 - France
By anonyme - 28/03/2012 14:52 - France - Paris
By Cocotte331 - 03/04/2012 17:41 - France - Seysses
Disparition mystérieuse
By bigsister75 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By MiamMiam - 06/04/2012 15:03 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By UnluckyJulia - 16/04/2012 22:03 - France - Baillargues
By un cuisto original - 18/04/2012 18:40 - France - Talence
By Miami - 20/04/2012 16:05 - France - Bordeaux
En fait je n'avais pas bu des masses mais j'étais à un anniversaire et j'avais fait un pari débile... que j'ai perdu. Nous étions dans un resto et allez imaginer des jeunes riants beaucoup avec des costumes faits maison.... Le pire, je crois que ça a été au bowling où nous avions des noms du genre Julia Roberts, le coin, l''opossum, l'Oreal et spatule... avec autant de momde qu'on puisse trouver un samedi soir. Moi je vous le dis, quand on nous a appelé au micro pour aller jouer, ça a été folklo!! :)