Précis
By Petite fleur - 30/04/2013 18:38 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Petite fleur - 30/04/2013 18:38 - France
By vente ruinée - 01/05/2013 13:20 - France
By obesix - 01/05/2013 13:30 - France - Oullins
By cachemaman - 01/05/2013 19:35 - France - Montauban
By Twinkiee - 02/05/2013 00:38 - France - Bassan
By Pauline_et_Zie - 02/05/2013 06:54 - Polynésie française
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM... Qui est en réalité arrivée à mon frère il y a quelques semaines quand il cherchait un boulot. Bon je vous rassure, il l'a eu. Et si si il était classe :) Enfin le plus drôle c'est quand il est rentré à la maison, et qu'il nous a raconté ça, vexé comme un pou (parce que ça lui avait quand même pris un peu de temps pour être aussi glamour ^^) Merci à tous pour vos suggestions, je lui en ferai part pour la prochaine fois qu'il portera son costume et se fera sauvagement aborder par deux petites dames :D
By cezygirl - 02/05/2013 10:38 - Royaume-Uni - Egham
By TamerAnslipe - 02/05/2013 13:11 - France
By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 19:53 - France - Paris
By bilouw - 02/05/2013 22:03 - France
By doud - 02/05/2013 22:04 - France
By studygirl - 02/05/2013 22:20 - France - Lyon
By tictac44 - 02/05/2013 22:52
By Clo49 - 03/05/2013 07:49 - France - Balma
By Banaaaaaane - 04/06/2013 17:35 - France - Cran-g
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
By Anonyme - 03/07/2013 09:48 - France - Thionville
By Dark-nounours - 06/10/2013 10:23 - France - Caen
By pisseur - 10/10/2013 21:44 - France
By camprout - 13/10/2013 17:23 - France - Montreuil
Bonjour/Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci d'avoir validé ma VDM, je vais pouvoir mourir en paix (pour faire original). Je voulais apporter quelques détails après avoir lus vos commentaires, non ma mère n'est pas contre le fait que je couche avec mon copain et quand je lui ai demandé pourquoi elle était sous mon lit, elle m'a répondu : "Je dépoussiérais sous le lit", mouais... Ça reste à prouver!