Opismystic

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  • 29 years-old
  • Sunday 06 July 1997
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Désespérement 52

pour l'histoire, le mec était intérimaire et il m'a demandé de récupérer son fameux tupperware (je suppose de maman) dans la cantine et pour moi c'était l'occasion de le revoir mais je l'ai toujours donc je suis dégouté...PS : il est propre !

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4eme manette 0

Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Tout d'abord, pour ceux qui se le demandent, la "sauce blanche" désigne la sauce pommes frites, et c'est un terme couramment utilisé (en tout cas dans ma région). Ensuite, je tiens aussi à préciser que je suis un homme et que le caissier était aussi un homme. Ce qui rend cette histoire encore plus spéciale... Je ne suis pas du tout homophobe, mais il y a quand même des limites... Pour finir, j'ajouterais que VDM est un superbe site qui m'a comblé bon nombres d'heures où j'étais censé bosser... Merci VDM ! (P.S : Je ne vois pas pourquoi certaines personnes remettent systématiquement en cause l'authenticité des VDM, ce n'est pas parce que eux s'inventent des histoires, que tout le monde le fait forcément ;-). Et puis finalement, même si certaines histoires sont peut-être fausses, ce qui n'est pas mon cas, tant qu'elles nous font rire, et bah vraie/fausse on s'en fout !)