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By Via - 23/03/2015 22:02 - France - Puybegon
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By Via - 23/03/2015 22:02 - France - Puybegon
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui a honteusement oublié l'existence de son compte et a donc soumis sa petite misère hors connexion. Je fais partie maintenant de ces quelques élus qui ont une vie suffisamment nulle pour être publié et j'ai eu la chance de connaître ce petite moment d'euphorie quand on voit notre galère partagée! :D Donc, je viens vous apporté des petites précisons: je suis la petite fille de 5 ans, haha (une douzaine d'année plus tard)! En fait, c'est une peur qui a fini par partir toute seule avec le temps et qui a duré le temps de mes primaires. Je ne sais pas vraiment quelle est son origine mais en tout cas, j'étais terrorisée à l'idée de toucher un bouton, les voir me dégoûtaient et je les évitais un maximum, en limitant les câlins avec ceux qui en portaient par exemple. Une fois, j'avais réveillé mes parents en pleine nuit en hurlant car mon pied avait touché un bouton de la housse pour les draps.. Au niveau de l'habillement, c'était un peu embêtant pour mes parents car je pétais facilement une durite si je portais une chemise ou un vêtement à boutons. Leur patience a été mise à dure épreuve mais bon, ils m'aiment encore
By Anonyme - 09/11/2015 19:00 - France - Villebon-sur-yvette
Salut !!! Alors déjà je merci d'avoir publié ma VDM je ne m'attendait à ce qu'elle soit acceptée. Je crois que je vous dois des explications car pas mal de monde pensent que ma VDM est un fake car ils trouvent que 5h pour 3gares c'est beaucoup mais sachez que je prenait une ligne transnationale (Lille/Paris/Lyon/Marseille) et je suis partie de Lille et me suis retrouvé à Avignon alors que je descendait à Paris, bref un cauchemar. Ensuite pour les TLBM par rapport au fait de faire confiance à un inconnu et ne pas avoir mis de réveil, sachez que j'avait un peu discuté avec lui et lui avait demandé si sa ne le déranger pas de me réveiller ce a quoi il m'avait assuré que non. Si je n'ai pas mis de réveil la raison est que mon téléphone n'avait plus batterie (et oui je suis tête en l'air^^) donc pas de réveil. Bon je crois avoir plus ou moins répondu à toutes les questions et s'il y en a d'autres, n'hésitez pas a me MP ;).