Claqué
By D0utch - 03/03/2008 08:22
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
By D0utch - 03/03/2008 08:22
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pfff ouais....c'était vraiment la gène....et je confirme pour les septiques c'est du vrai de vrai !!! en plus je n'emploie JAMAIS cette expression !!!!! pourquoi je suis allée la sortir à ce moment là ????? j'aurais pu dire "quelle précision !!" ou "on voit que vous avez l'habitude" ou n'importe quoi d'autre !!!...la pauvre, j'étais super mal, je ne voulais pas lui faire de peine, et j'ai peur qu'elle ai cru que je l'avais fait exprès.....d'autant que j'ai mes défauts et que je vis assez mal qu'on me fasse des remarques dessus..donc vraiment j'étais mal... mais je ne lui ai rien dit, je suis partie avec mon sachet, après un moment de blanc...je ne savais pas quoi lui dire, j'avais peur de m'enfoncer..je ne voulais pas la mettre mal a l'aise encore plus...