By Petitmarsouin - 14/08/2016 09:03 - France
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Work is a 4-letter word
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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salut tout le monde. je suis l'auteur de la VDM alors non je ne lui ais pas jeté ses frites à la gueule mais je lui ai clairement fait comprendre que ce n'étais pas un péjoratif même au contraire et l'ai gentillement envoyer se faire foutre d'ailleurs sa femme s'est excusée pour lui et elle était morte de rire car "se faire clasher par un môme du MC do sa fait pitié" mais bon tous vos commentaires mon fais rire... enfin presque ? bonne journée à tous
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Cours !
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Peinture de merde
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By 74-75 - 11/10/2016 11:19 - Réunion - La Possession
Bonjour bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteur. Alors je suis "content" de voir que je ne suis pas le seul dans ce cas. Je fais allusion au sport car je cours tous les jours et essaye d'améliorer un maximum ma respiration afin d'avoir un cardio irréprochable. Après une séance, je ne sais pas comment expliquer ce phénomène mais (certainement à cause de l'effort), j'ai l'impression de respirer encore mieux, et donc d'être encore plus sensible ce qui je vous assure est vraiment insupportable. Je me rends également compte que plus je passe de temps à côté d'un fumeur, plus j'ai de mal a prendre de grosse bouffé d'air, vous savez, celles qui remplissent vos poumons et qui vous fait sentir bien. Ce qui en soit est pas terrible pour le sport. Cependant je respecte les sportifs qui fument (apparemment fumer occasionnellement serait bon pour la course, comme le coca qui rallonge la vie). Les non fumeurs le savent, c'est une odeur qu'on repère très facilement, et (oui on est des chieurs) même à 10 mètres ça peut être désagréable. Sachez que ça ne m'empêche pas d'avoir des collègues qui fument comme des pompiers je m'éloigne juste un peu à chaque fois. Pour finir je reviens sur le sport, j'ai de l'expérience militaire, et les plus sportifs et, les anciens de régiment d'élite ne fument pas et affirment que ce n'est pas bon du tout quand il y a un projet sportif derrière l'entraînement (ce qui est mon cas). Voilà ce sera tout, merci pour tous les commentaires et d'avoir validé ma VDM (je ne pensai jamais dire ça un jour !).