By nanar - 03/08/2012 00:26 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By nanar - 03/08/2012 00:26 - France
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By Dust - 18/11/2012 23:28 - France - Paris
By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)
By antoto - 05/12/2012 11:03 - France - C
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By Boulette - 06/04/2013 07:38 - France - Saint-maximin-la-sainte-baume
Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.